Okay...I happened to be home alone and in my hoodie so I decided to start a photoshoot called "Modern Assassin" Nothing special. Just me looking like a novice
Malik: Novice! You aren't even a foot off the ground!
Altair: Well, it's harder than it looks. Give her a break.
Malik: *glares* I can do it with ONE arm!
Me: Agh!!!! *falls* Shit...I-I think I broke my tail bone...
Altair: What? That is really lame... *shakes head*
Malik: PFFF I've had worse. *flails stub of an arm*
Me: Shut the fuck up. I'm a techy for christ's sake's!! I don't normally DO this shit! *gestures to the ground, more specifically my broken butt*
Desmond: *laughing ass off*
Photo guy: Self timer